1. Foreigner Yells at Person Cutting in Line In Three Chinese Dialects

The only thing missing was a mic drop

2. Vacant Bathrooms “Too Small” So Parents Let Kid Poo in the Airplane Aisle

There were some stinky flights in China this weekend

3. No Liquid Allowed in Carry On, Woman Drinks Entire Bottle of Cognac at Beijing Airport Security

She was so drunk she was banned from boarding

4. Woman Beaten to Death at McDonald’s for Refusing to Give Her Phone Number [GRAPHIC, UPDATED]

5. Even 99 iPhones Not Enough to Win One Woman’s Heart

6. Fully-Grown Adult Takes a Poo on a Moving Subway Train in Shanghai

Number 2 on Line 2

7. Chinese Police Post Extraordinary List on How Not to Get Raped

8. Answering the Age Old Question: Why Do Foreigners Marry Ugly Chinese Girls?

It's what's inside that counts, as evidenced by the outside