Whether you’re unschooled on the matter or have the dating chops in China to know the difference, Chinese women come in two distinct varieties, Northern and Southern, as distinguished by the dividing line of the Yangtze River.

Here to help us differentiate the experience is comedy troupe MAMAHUHU with this video:

To generalize: Northern women are aggressive and brave and act masculine. On the other hand, Southern women are shy, timid and affectionate and need to be taken care of.

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