We’d like to think we’re above pointing out Chinglish, but this one was too good to pass up.

Capital Fitness Club in Guangzhou may be a bit red-faced once they find out how, well, slightly off some of their translations are.

Needless to say, it’s spawned plenty of comments on Twitter.

@storieshk @zhongnanhai @thenanfang “I bench 280. What do you bench?”; “I barbell fuck”.

— Chinmoy Lad (@chinmoylad) February 4, 2013

Thanks to @1234james1234 on Weibo for pointing out the website, which you can see for yourself here.