Those children! While we can’t stay mad at such innocent precociousness, there’s a valuable lesson to be learned here in trying to better take care of one’s own passport. Why can’t more news stories have morals to them?

It turns out, however, that this story may not be true at all. Purveyor of video games and fan boy mediator Kotaku recently pointed out that there are several anomalies seen in the photo of a passport defaced by a child that bring its authenticity into question, such as:

• all key identification (name, passport number) completely eradicated
• passport photograph also altered to hide identity
• ink lines retain same pixel width throughout
• ink drawings retain a flat plane inconsistent with the bending of the paper in a three-dimensional space (a la MS Paint)
• no smearing on a document with a gloss covering
• ink markings fly off right side of page into space
• immaculate detailing of a flower judged too advanced for a four year-old child

Have a look for yourself:

These all appear to be good points, though that last one seems a little harsh; after all, we are talking about Chinese children. Are children from other parts of the world able to detain their parents at customs with such artistic bombastic aplomb? We suppose we’ll need to allow an independent international body like UNICEF to settle that issue.

Kotaku’s Brian Ashcraft points out the story may have been inspired by a similar case published earlier this year in which a Chinese man was also detained in South Korea when his passport was defaced by his son.

But if that is the case, and this story is proven to be a hoax, then how will people of the world learn this important life lesson?

Photos: Kotaku